Be nice, Chris has been an amazing host so far. But awesome, thank you. I appreciate the phone thing. Can you get Cheetos and like…carrots? Or something? My body is actually dying from all of the junkfood since being here. Plus I don’t want to give Sue extra reasons to yell at me when I get back.
Cheetos and carrots. Gotcha. ‘S’gonna be a wild afternoon.
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Is Umbreon a cat? I could never figure out what Eevee was supposed to be.
.. it has four legs and pointy ears. Totally counts.
You got me a present? Darren! I told you that you didn’t have to do that. Now I feel bad for threatening you.
That’s offensive.
Hey, shhhh. No biggie. It was kinda cheap — not even gonna bullshit my way through that, but. Sentiment. I told you to bask, right? So. Do that.
Meant with love.
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Skitty?
I went with Umbreon, ‘cos she’s tiny and black and terrifying. And currently scratching up the inside of my bathroom door. Ah, cats.
You’re not going to fuck it up. It’s going to be awesome. And yes! That’s what I told Chris! We could get the phones that the drug dealers use…but then he started to judge my extra-curriculars instead of my love for Breaking Bad so…. I’ve never played Wii Tennis but I’m all for it. It could be fun, I guess.
Psh. Screw Colfer — I’ll get you something, ‘kay? Pinky promise, and all that. Woah, dude. You haven’t? Holy shit. Okay. Top of the agenda. I’ll get Cheetos, too, — ‘cos I’m awesome host. Duh.
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I’m starting to think you made this cat up.
Well, duh. It’s a freaking Pokécat. Get it right.
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I would forward you a link to a cheap scooter.
You’re a weenus.
A month on tour is going to go by so quickly. I’m so excited for you, Darren. And I would totally text you except I’m still minus a phone so…I’ll have to figure out how to improvise. What are you doing tomorrow?
Aw, thanks, man. Yeah — s’gonna be kinda crazy. First big tour by myself and all the new material, and — all that. Hopefully I won’t fuck it up too badly. Oh, shit, really? I could probably get you one of those super dodgy ones you buy from, like, Walmart — y’know, the ones that all the serial killers use — if you want. Just for emergencies, or whatever. Tomorrow, uhhh — yeah, should be okay. You can come over and we can hang out and play Wii Tennis, ‘cos, uh. Best freaking game ever.
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Uh, no. Buy your own damn car.
If I show you a picture of my cat balancing a marshmallow on its head will you buy me a scooter?
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Cats? Anyone could have told you that, Darren.
If I show you a picture of my cat will you buy me a new car?
